юморной скрипт

#!/bin/bash

METAMOD=/opt/hlds/27015/cstrike/addons/metamod
FILE1=plugins.ini
CSBOT=/usr/bin/csbot

# Color
normal=$(echo "\033[m")
lightred=$(echo "\e[91m")
green=$(echo "\033[0;32m")

if [ "$(whoami)" != 'root' ]; then
clear
printf "\n"
printf " You have no permission to run \"sudo $0\" or sudo -i"
printf "\n\n"
exit 1;
fi

if [[ ! -f "${METAMOD}/${FILE1}" ]]; then
clear
printf "\n"
printf " File \"${FILE1}\" not exist"
printf "\n\n"
exit
fi

if [[ ! -f "${CSBOT}" ]]; then
ln -sf ${PWD}/$(basename $BASH_SOURCE) ${CSBOT} >/dev/null 2>&1
fi

main()
{
logo
cat <<"EOF"
  +----------------------------------------+
  |  instruction:  csbot [command]         |
  +-----------+----------------------------+
  |  command  |         description        |
  +-----------+----------------------------+
  |   start   |   enable bots              |
  +-----------+----------------------------+
  |   stop    |   disable bots             |
  +-----------+----------------------------+
  |   edit    |   edit plugins.ini         |
  +-----------+----------------------------+
EOF
printf "\n"
var=$(grep -iRls ";linux[[:space:]]*addons/yapb/bin/yapb.so[[:space:]]*" "${METAMOD}/${FILE1}")
if [[ "${var}" != "" ]]; then
printf "  [ csbot_tatus: ${lightred}Off${normal} ]"
printf "\n\n"
else
printf "  [ csbot_tatus: ${green}On${normal} ]"
printf "\n\n"
fi

}


logo()
{
clear
printf "\n"
cat <<"EOF"
  ??????? ???????? ???????   ???????  ?????????
???????? ???????? ???????? ????????? ?????????
???      ???????? ???????? ???   ???    ???  
???      ???????? ???????? ???   ???    ???  
???????? ???????? ???????? ?????????    ???  
  ??????? ???????? ???????   ???????     ???  
EOF
}


start() {
cd ${METAMOD}
sed -i 's/^;linux[[:space:]]*addons\/yapb\/bin\/yapb.so/linux addons\/yapb\/bin\/yapb.so/g' ${FILE1} >/dev/null 2>&1
main
printf "\n"
}

stop() {
cd ${METAMOD}
sed -i 's/^linux[[:space:]]*addons\/yapb\/bin\/yapb.so/;linux addons\/yapb\/bin\/yapb.so/g' ${FILE1} >/dev/null 2>&1
main
printf "\n"
}

edit(){
if [[ ! -f "/usr/bin/mc" ]]; then
clear
printf "\n"
printf " \"Midnight Commander\" not found"
printf " Please install \"Midnight Commander\""
printf "\n\n"
exit
fi
mcedit ${METAMOD}/${FILE1}
main
}

case "$1" in
start)
start
;;
stop)
stop
;;
edit)
edit
;;
*)
main
exit 1
esac
exit 0